Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know and very often steal phrases and anecdotes from them along with concepts and ideas from obscure yet wittily-written books. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am. With you, however, I'm going to be a belligerent old shit from the very beginning.
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That's because I like you and feel ready to give you honesty. Belligerent old shit M, They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin.
But only Mother uses that. Monty is fine, though. All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.
And a five-door saloon fully air-con. And two holidays a year Latin America plus one other of my choosing. You're a brunette, 6', long legs, , intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. If I could be anywhere in time right now it would be 17 December I have my reasons. The usual hyperbole infuses this ad with a whiff of playful narcissism and Falstaffian bathos. But scratch below the surface and you'll soon find that I really am the greatest man ever to have lived.
Truly great man, Better than Elvis and Gandhi.
You'll never be a genuinely worthy partner, but try anyway by first replying to box no. Include a full list of qualifications, your aspirations, and a full frontal nude body shot. When not in my London city office overseeing the day-to-day business of my successful accountancy firm, I can be found leaning inside taxi cabs, spitting wild obscenities and challenging the drivers to fisticuffs.
We take the direct route home, we don't stop at Belisha beacons and we never - and I mean never - leave the impudence of a box junction unquestioned. Don't expect a tip from box no.
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Save time now by writing to box no. Mother says you'll never be good enough for me anyway. And you carry the odour of your class. We've all made mistakes. Mine was a cerise pump during London Fashion Week Style troubadour, M, WLTM similar, or appropriately dour fag hag. Now, however, I'll have to pick one of you delicious women. The selection procedure will involve a four-part interview, along with an aptitude test and multiple-choice questionnaire. Apply now for full details to stupid man, Remember when all this was open fields, and you could go out and leave your door unlocked?
Inherited her mother's unreasonable and utterly unfounded nostalgia and her father's hirsute back. God appeared to me in a dream last night and spoke your name in my ear. He gave me the winning lottery numbers, too, though, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook and pen.
Man, 37, living on hope and the next seven weeks' bonus balls seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname that's either a place in Shropshire or the title of a Earth, Wind and Fire track. Shicken Boogiewonderland, I know you're reading this.
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